If You Are My Mummie...

you won't be getting any of these pretty things (sorry, Mumster. If I was getting them for you I could post them). If you haven't gotten your Mother something for mother's day yet, hop to. And Amazon can get it there easy by Saturday.

A Fantabulous Custom Painting of Her Pet , $35

100 Penguin Cover Postcards (to make up for all the books you've stolen from her) $16.50

A Glass Water Bottle (for bedsides and desks) $19.03