I do not like getting my hair done. It's kind of stressful. You get bad haircuts. The shortest layers in my new haircut are very very short. And there are some seriously long layers in there too. I live in fear of looking like one D. Bowie in Labyrinth (yes I understand that he's awesome whatever cult film but WHINE). I do not want to look like D. Bowie. To fight the fug I'm going to watch Lagerfeld Confidential with Mummie and meditate on what a nutcase our boy Karl is.