Why the Hating?

I know everyone hates this but me. I get kind of defensive and sad when I read about how everyone hates it. I may have just said to Mary that "people should keep fucking calm and carry the fuck on" and then I pouted a little bit. Don't be hating. Let me have this in my kitchen if I want. It's a good thing to keep in mind when you're trying to make that effing chicken marbella and your friends are all asking you why you're muttering obscenities and chucking spoons at the walls.